Luke Kornet 's pitch to LeBron James to join the San Antonio Spurs might be the funniest thing a player has done in a minute. On Friday, the Spurs center published a post on his Medium blog titled "LEAKED: Spurs' Voice Memo Sent to Lebron James." The post contained a link to a satirical video in which Kornet purports to have left a message for James recruiting him to join the Spurs -- likely a reference to NBA teams sending voice memo pitches to the superstar's agent, Rich Paul.
"Hey LeBron. Mr.
James? LeBron?
LeBron," Kornet said in the video. "This is Luke Kornet, No.
7 on the San Antonio Spurs. You yelled at me a little bit last week, or last year." Kornet then proceeded to list reasons for James to join the Spurs: "You know you can play alongside a generational player ...
and [ Victor Wembanyama ] too!" Sea World (which he described as "bussin' bussin'") A guest room if James needs some time to "figure things out" San Antonio is a great place for kids "You're chasing No. 5, we've got five.
... We're kind of all in the same ballpark." Since saying he's leaving the Los Angeles Lakers , James has been linked to the Philadelphia 76ers , Cleveland Cavaliers , Golden State Warriors , Denver Nuggets , Miami Heat and Minnesota Timberwolves .
No word yet on whether Kornet's pitch has added the Spurs to that list.